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The Great Astrological Light Bulb Joke

There's a light bulb joke for just about everything - and astrology is no exception! One of my clients sent me the following joke by email; it's been making the rounds. I think it is very clever - and right on!

How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb?

Aries:Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus:One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini:Two, but the job never gets done they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer:Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.
Leo:Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo:Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra:Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that O.K. with you?
Scorpio:That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius:The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Capricorn:I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius:Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
Pisces:Light bulb? What light bulb?

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